Too Cool For British Rule - Unisex T-Shirt corpus christi Distressed coral arched text reads

Distressed coral arched text reads "LA CROSSE

Nobody questions the tuxedo if you sell it hard enough

but most are just splitting rent with your dad's cousin

framed by a blue TV-screen glow

and a single figure at the helm floats on light blue water with small white wave details

Too Cool For British Rule - Unisex T-Shirt corpus christi Distressed coral arched text readsBen Franklin wore a fur cap to Versailles purely for clout, so pixelated meme sunglasses are honestly the most historically accurate upgrade. Founding a nation was just his way of ratio ing King George before the internet existed. The Details: Arched red serif text reads "TOO COOL FOR" above a blue engraving style portrait of Benjamin Franklin wearing pixelated "deal with it" meme sunglasses, flanked by two blue five pointed stars. Curved red serif