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Storing your best friend in a Folgers can because you went to Ralph's instead of a proper urn is the most Walter Sobchak solution to grief ever conceived

smaller text reads "MOBILE

Stacked below in the same weathered white collegiate typography

Digital illustration of Kurt Sloane in a muscular build wearing a black tank top and light pants

Jesus Grocery Prices - Unisex Hoodie Size:4XL " in lighter weight aboveGrocery prices so high that turning water into wine isn't a miracle, it's a budget strategy. Loaves and fishes don't multiply when a baguette costs nine dollars. The Details: Golden yellow vintage engraving illustration depicts Jesus in flowing robes, smiling with radiating lines behind his head, holding up a bottle in each raised hand. Bold rounded retro text in matching golden yellow reads "If Jesus saw these grocery prices, he'd turn everything