Grab Your Balls We're Going Bowling - Women's T-Shirt Color:Black Lazlo's gravity preparedness protocol probably

Lazlo's gravity preparedness protocol probably includes a ceiling harness and a detailed binder stashed somewhere in those steam tunnels

Inspired by North Shore

Arched hand-lettered text reading "CLEVELAND'S" tops a gold circular emblem with black line art depicting a woman in a ruffled skirt and roller skates

White block text below reads "WHERE OUR FRIENDS DON'T LIKE YOU AND WE DON'T LIKE YOU EITHER" with "Tatooine" in golden-yellow script

Pig Burger and more

Grab Your Balls We're Going Bowling - Women's T-Shirt Color:Black Lazlo's gravity preparedness protocol probablyBowling's only sport where yelling "grab your balls" in public gets a laugh instead of a police report. That 1950s Brylcreem aesthetic is doing more plausible deniability work than a corporate lawyer. Part of our Retro Bowling collection, featuring the defunct alleys of yesteryear. The Details: Arched distressed golden yellow text reads "GRAB YOUR BALLS" across the top, flanked by starburst and sparkle accents. A 1950s style illustration of a bowler