Do Not Resuscitate - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Navy Built as a luxury resort

Built as a luxury resort with lush gardens and fountain courtyards

Running fully engulfed in flames counts as a stunt the same way falling off a ladder counts as parkour

Distressed white stencil text reads "EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH" above white serif text reading "Brad Hamilton

Requesting sharks with frickin' laser beams is just basic villain infrastructure

White cursive script reads "The" above a vintage hand-drawn illustration of a red and yellow drum tilted at an angle

Do Not Resuscitate - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Navy Built as a luxury resortSlapping a legally binding end of life directive on a shirt in varsity lettering is the most unhinged thing a person can wear to a barbecue. Paramedics will need a moment to decide if they're reading a joke or a legal document. The Details: Distressed white Star of Life symbol with a Rod of Asclepius at center sits between two arched lines of weathered white collegiate block text reading "DO NOT" above and "RESUSCITATE" below. Fit & Fabric: Deluxe