Biff Tannen's 2 Coat Wax - Unisex Hoodie Size:M especially when your skill set

especially when your skill set has nothing to do with coaxial cables

Shoplifting a guitar from a blind man who never misses is a bold life choice

and a thirty-story exit strategy make for peak yuletide energy

Gold serif text in a medieval-style font reads "Farkus" below the face

Arched red text reads "EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH" surrounded by red and blue stars

Biff Tannen's 2 Coat Wax - Unisex Hoodie Size:M especially when your skill setBiff's entire destiny got rewritten by a single punch, and the universe decided his punishment was kneeling in George McFly's driveway forever. Packaging that karmic humiliation as a consumer product is the pettiest victory lap in Hill Valley history. Inspired by Back to the Future. The Details: Large green bottle in a retro product label parody style displays white text reading "ESTD" and "1985" flanking cursive "Biff's" above bold red and black "2