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Kevin's Famous Chili Parody

White serif text reads "The" above large red script reading "Forge" with a yellow drop shadow

Napoleon conquered Europe but couldn't handle a waterslide without becoming a complete gremlin

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Four Score and Seven Beers Ago - Long Sleeve T-Shirt goonies Kevin's Famous Chili ParodyLincoln's Gettysburg Address hits different when the only union you're preserving is your ability to stand upright. Eighty seven beers ago, that math checked out. The Details: Large white Gothic blackletter text reads "Four Score," centered above smaller white cursive script reading "and Seven Beers Ago." Fit & Fabric: Style: Classic Unisex Long Sleeve. Ribbed cuffs and taped neck shoulders for durability. Material: 100% Heavyweight Cotton. (Heathers