Shhhh I'm Listening to Reason - Unisex T-Shirt springfield Later expanding to Sherman Oaks

Later expanding to Sherman Oaks

with light blue text "ESTD" and "1910" flanking a cartoon Abraham Lincoln in a top hat with stars

Bowling averages are way up

born from the most underwhelming birthday gift in bandit history

the wild-haired voodoo figure with a cigar

Shhhh I'm Listening to Reason - Unisex T-Shirt springfield Later expanding to Sherman OaksReason has never once entered Pee wee's zip code, but shushing everyone to pretend he hears it is peak fake maturity. Dismantling your life over a bicycle proves the signal never existed. Inspired by Pee wee's Big Adventure. The Details: Curved white retro hand lettered text arcs above a halftone portrait, reading "SHHHH! I'M LISTENING TO REASON." Below the text arc, a halftone portrait of Pee wee Herman shows him grinning with one hand cupped to his