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K-12 Mountain Ale - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Navy Crawling through five hundred yardsBrewing ale in pure snow on the K 12 is exactly the kind of business plan you'd expect from two guys who keep showing up everywhere uninvited. Greendale never stood a chance. Inspired by Better Off Dead. The Details: Arched orange text reads "COLD BREWED IN PURE SNOW" and "IT'S EVERYWHERE" along the top of a circular badge, with white text reading "K12" and "MOUNTAIN" beneath. A white snow capped mountain peak sits at center, flanked by orange ribbon