Gonna Have to Mullet Over - Unisex Tank Top bigfoot White serif text below reads

White serif text below reads "ENRICO PALLAZZO" above "WORLD TOUR" above "1988

1969" in a clean corporate hierarchy

Distressed golden-yellow brush-stroke text reads "SUM DUM GOY" above smaller white lettering reading "FORTUNE COOKIE CO

Distressed white block text in a collegiate varsity style reads "NOT A COP" across the chest

that math checked out

Gonna Have to Mullet Over - Unisex Tank Top bigfoot White serif text below readsMullets require the exact same thought process as face tattoos, just applied six inches further back. The front says "I'm a professional," and the back says the deliberation ended somewhere around beer four. The Details: Arched distressed blue text reads "HMMMM NOT SURE" above a blue silhouette profile of a man's head facing left, depicting a prominent mullet hairstyle with weathered texture. Bold blue serif text below reads "GONNA HAVE TO MULLET