Well Hung Christmas - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:L Burgundy text reads "PALISADES &

Burgundy text reads "PALISADES & BIRCH" beside a heraldic shield crest with four quadrants containing an "H

rendered in the same red ink throughout

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Arched blue serif text reads "RICHMOND VIRGINIA" above large distressed blue block letters reading "BLUEBIRDS

white block text reads "TOILET CLOGGING" with cursive white script reading "Champ" underneath

Well Hung Christmas - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:L Burgundy text reads "PALISADES &Stockings hung by the chimney with care have never needed a double entendre, but here we are. Plausible deniability doing more heavy lifting than Santa's entire reindeer fleet. The Details: Bold white rounded text reads "Well Hung" in a retro style. Below, a distressed illustration depicts an oversized golden yellow stocking with a white fur cuff hanging from a brick fireplace mantel draped in green pine garland with small wrapped gifts tucked in. Fit